Who will help me buy popcorn for our dispatch popcorn machine? No one.
Who will help me buy seasonings and salt for the popcorn for dispatch? No one.
Who will clean out the popcorn maker when we make a batch of popcorn? No one.
Who will eat the popcorn with me? JUST ME FROM NOW ON!
I can count on one hand the number of people who have contributed something to the dispatch center sub-industry of popcorn-ing. And with about 30 dispatchers who all like dipping their hand in my popcorn bowl, that's not really fair.
So, this Little Red Hen is done being the supplier to all of dispatch. If you'd like to contribute a bag of popping corn, or even just $0.50 here and there for me to buy the items necessary to keep our popcorn addiction alive and well, it would be much appreciated. Otherwise, don't stick your hand in my popcorn bowl!
ok, so I totally didn't know about this.. I never work with you! If I did, I would totally give you money for popcorn because you make delicious popcorn! Sorry you are feeling like this.. stupid dispatchers!
ReplyDeleteHAHA! My Little Red Hen. I'm glad you finally said something. You've been everyones supplier for too stinkin' long. I just hope most will read this.
ReplyDeleteHey I don't blame you for being DONE with supplying the popcorn for everyone. I'm not a fan of popcorn so you won't have to worry about me stealing the popcorn or dirtying the machine :D
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